The Top 18 Proposed Events for the 2008 Office Olympics

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 25-Jul-2008 23:08:17

18. 25-Meter Starbucks Dash
17. 4x100 Butt-Xerox Relay
16. Slippery Floor/High Heel Gymnastics
15. Bureaucratic Red Tape Steeplechase
14. Hands-Fre1e Urinal-Cake Carving
13. Gossip Relay
12. Six-Hour PowerPoint Presentation Stay-Awake Marathon
11. Uneven Bars Lunch-Hour Pub Crawl
10. 10,000-Meter Mid-Level Management Hurdles
9. Meeting Doodle Decathlon
8. Windows Vista Installation Disk-Cuss
7. Blame Toss
6. Singles and Pairs Brown-Nosing
5. "Accidental" Breast Stroke
4. Synchronized Ass-Covering
3. Freestyle Accounting
2. Pornsite-to-Spreadsheet Alt-Tab Sprint

and the Number 1 Proposed Event for the 2008 Office Olympics…
1. Blackberry Synchronized Synching

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 26-Jul-2008 0:47:17

LOL. My favorites are
16. Slippery Floor/High Heel Gymnastics
13. Gossip Relay
4. Synchronized Ass-Covering

Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 26-Jul-2008 12:24:24

lol nice one shadow.

Post 4 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Saturday, 26-Jul-2008 14:49:44

my favorites were:

18. 25-Meter Starbucks Dash

12. Six-Hour PowerPoint Presentation Stay-Awake Marathon

8. Windows Vista Installation Disk-Cuss

7. Blame Toss

5. "Accidental" Breast Stroke

4. Synchronized Ass-Covering

2. Pornsite-to-Spreadsheet Alt-Tab Sprint

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 26-Jul-2008 15:41:08

Synchronized Ass-Covering was an art form where I used to work. Had it been an Olympic event, we would have had several people qualified to enter.

Post 6 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Saturday, 26-Jul-2008 18:21:02

hm, how do you do syncronized ass covering anyway? my mother's work actually has the 25 meter starbux dash